I believe this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of geese came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe what just happened. Seriously, I feel I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just so wild.
- It's unreal
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat click here comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?